Where Are All the REAL MEN???

I've talked about this multiple times, especially in a group of frustrated girlfriends. Now, it"s time to post something about it.

Seriously, where did all the "real" men go? I want to find a MAN. Not these wimpy, whiny, pansies, I've been meeting. Seriously! Ha Ha Half of them don"t have the balls to ask a girl out and when they finally do, they are to accommodating. Women you know what I mean. We get bombarded with questions; where do you wanna go?, what do you wanna do?, do you wanna go to a movie?, which movie?, where do you want to meet? F**K THAT! Listen, if you as a man see a girl you think is pretty and possibly want to get to know more about, man up, ask her on a REAL date, and plan the damn thing. Ha ha Stop worrying about what we want to do or think. Be creative and plan something. Your confidence will get you far.

On that note, however, there is a fine line between confidence and arrogance. No one wants a douchey man who thinks women should fall at their feet. Gross. Oh and lay off the steroids. Workout but don't get all crazy about it. Steroids make you crazy and greasy and shrink your penis. Can you really afford to lose any inches down below?

Ha ha these men make me want to rip my hair out, or become a lesbian. Buts lets be honest, that could never do it for me. Besides, if I think men are bitchy what would I think of a girl. Goodness. No thank you.

So here's a little secret, be yourself, and be confident in that man. We like goofy and funny but also strong. Don't be a rock but don't be too sensitive and cry all the time. Ugh! I can't believe how many times I've seen a man cry, over something stupid. Cry when you are hurting and when drastic, not because you favorite TV show is cancelled. Man up. Be men, play sports, don"t be afraid to get dirty, have fun, be aggressive.

There is nothing sexier than when a man sees what he wants and goes for it. If you want to kiss me, place your hand on the back of my head, pull be toward you and just do it. I swear if another guy asks me "may I kiss you" I'm gonna slap someone. No, no you may not now you loser, you could've if you would've just grew a pair and did it, but not now that you've asked Ha ha 

Listen, I'm not the only woman who feels this way. We are tired of being the "man" in every relationship. Please for the love of God, start acting like men. Now let me point out that I didn't say little boys. Ha ha

Hugs & Kisses